spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via hotboyproblems)

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evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional, via partynoxious)

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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via its-timetogetreal)

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eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(Source: alienship, via hotboyproblems)

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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

(Source: spooky-hot-topic-trash-baby, via playingsafeisthemostpopularfail)

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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

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