weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl, via mystateofmindhasgothebestofme)

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via introverts-unite-xoxo)

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charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via nymeriaofessos)

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futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic, via sloshes)

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the my essay (due tomorrow)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via sloshes)

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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via slimshadyamy)

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